7 ways to annoy your newly engaged housemate

1) Poor soul, is on phone engaged in a romantic conversation, when the evil others continuously invade his privacy and eavesdrop on his conversation, and once in a while shout aloud, "Bugger! Finish off the beer before it gets stale!". The teetotaller him is utterly embarrassed and wife to-be of teetotaller is shocked beyond measure ... Hehe

2) Call the bluff, just at the wrong time, when the he is on phone with his to-be, promising to build her a Taj Mahal in the Mughal gardens of Dharavi.

3) Get an expensive treat at the best Italian restaurant in the town, by getting him all senti about the last few days of his bachelor life and the impending slavery thereafter. Pasta Barbaruscha with broccoli sauce isn't too bad a return for a little investment in draaame baazi.

4) Steal the special gift (A box of Ferraro Rocher, if i am not wrong), he has bought for her and hide it just in time, when he wants to courier it across to her

5) Watch the engagement pics and finally tell him, his fiancee definitely looks better than him :). Ignore complaints from him that the photographer was from the girl's side and had vested interests

6) Hand him the lion's share of the household work, so that the experience will put him in good stead for managing his future responsibilities

7) Write a blog post on him, telling the whole world, how his housemates take his case and trouble him a lot these days

PS: You are not invited to our dude's bachelor's party, some fun around the bonfire coming Saturday, at a secluded beach somewhere south of Navi Mumbai. Now those invited please answer your roll call

Da 1 - yes sir!

Da 2 - yes sir!

Anman - yes sir!

Bansi - yes sir!

Bertie - of course sir!